1. When you find your dad using your computer and you had forgotten to delete the history .

2. When someone asks fatty “Did you lose weight?”

3. When you’re home alone but you hear a creaking noise in another room .

4. When your roommate makes too much food for dinner and asks if you want the rest .

5. When you can’t execute a pose in yoga class and you just sit there hoping no one else notices

6. When a new place opens up near your apartment .

7. When your waiter brings out food and you’re trying to tell if it’s for your table

8. When someone wears Uggs to a wedding:

9. When you open your laptop in a meeting and “Party in the USA” starts playing at full volume:

10. When you hear your roommate yell “Who ate the last Girl Scout cookie?!” two rooms away

11. When someone uses the word “irregardless” in earnest

12. When a crying baby on the subway is testing your last nerve

13. When you run into that kid you had a class with senior year but you can’t remember his name

14. When someone with a clipboard stops you on the street and asks “Do you care about children?”

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